Why Declawing is a Bad Idea (An 1-minute guide)
Welcome to my brain. Weird things happen here.
There are many out there who have never been on a 7:30 a.m. freeway or punched a timeclock or even had a job and don’t intend to, can’t, won’t, will die first rather than live the common way. In a sense, each of them is a genius in his or her way, fighting against the obvious, swimming upstream, going mad, getting on pot, wine, whiskey, art, suicide, anything but the common equation. It will be some time before they even us out and make us say quits"
Charles Bukowski, Portions From A Wine-Stained Notebook (via batticuori)
The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials
okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”
Okay good i didn’t want to reblog this without the racoon one
the raccoon one tho
|10-year-old me:||Wow idk that's a lot of money|
|15-year-old me:||Kickass, that's so cheap|
|20-year-old me:||Wow idk that's a lot of money|
you know since “fuck” and other swears have become such a regular part of my vocabulary they’ve begun to lose impact
so instead I’ve come to realize I’m using non swear words like “heck” for some sort of twisted ironic emphasis
I have come full circle